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labias:

vinegod:

When you trip and your spaghetti falls out your pocket by KingBach

i hate this

Mickey Milkovich Text Posts a.k.a. idk what i’m doing anymore

andythanfiction:

kateordie:

This scene was perfect

That time James Bond replied to homoerotic taunting not with some macho no homo bullshit, but by calmly implying he was bisexual anyway and somehow did not suddenly cease to be awesome but instead roughly doubled in awesome points.

starksbucks:

x-men: days of future past [gag reel]

catsbeaversandducks:

Post-it Notes Left on the Train

Writer and illustrator October Jones, the creative genius behind Text From Dog and these funny train commute doodles, is at it again with these hilarious motivational post-it notes that he leaves on the train and in other random places.The upbeat doodles, which star Jones’ adorable character Peppy the Inspirational Cat, convey positive and funny messages meant to motivate daily commuters. Whether you’re feeling the Monday blues or in need of some encouragement, Jones’ delightful post-it notes are sure to brighten your day and remind you just how awesome you are.

Via My Modern Metropolis 

jekyllian:

jim gordon: be strong
[bruce grows up to be batman]
jim gordon: i meant emotionally

wolverxne:

Photographer  Jerry Hull captured these adorable images of this female Red Fox known as “Chloe” playing, stretching and sleeping in the snow. 

i-think-i-m-adorable:

AU:Demon!Dean gets a makeover

acrobat76:

Woman: It’s only been on the market three weeks. The plumbing’s shot and it needs a new coat of paint but you won’t find a safer neighbourhood in New Orleans.

Jarod: It seems very nice.

Woman: Are you from the real estate company?

Jarod: Uh, no, ma’am, I’m not. Actually, ma’am, I represent a vintage automobile house in Baton Rouge. I was wondering… Do you know this man?

Woman: Sonny Herbert. Oh, I haven’t seen him in nearly 25 years.

Jarod: I’m interested in the car that he’s leaning on.

Woman: His pride and joy. He used to live here. He had an office down in Fat City. I don’t remember exactly where. I can still see all those photographs he had pinned up around his room.

Jarod: Photographs?

Woman: Of the kids. Mr Herbert was a private investigator. He specialised in finding lost children.

searching for the past…

The Pretender (S1E19 Jarod’s Honor)

acrobat76:

   

Miss Parker: Very funny, Sydney.

Sydney: I’m sorry?

Miss Parker: The cigarettes that you left on my pillow.

Sydney: I had nothing to do with that.

Miss Parker: Jarod. You told him about the patch, didn’t you?

Sydney: I?

Twins: Doctor?

Sydney: Excuse me?

Twins: We didn’t realise… that you’d be attending… the conference.

Miss Parker: Excuse me. I need a very large drink.

Twins: Don’t you…. recognise us? It’s Millie Pilcher and Tillie Pilcher. We were part of the week long international study program.

Sydney: I’m afraid you’re mistaking me for someone else. 

Twins: We could never… forget you…Dr Jacob.

Funny she thinks that Jarod sent her the cigarettes. Uhm..he is always in her thoughs! ^_^

The Pretender (S1E19 Jarod’s Honor)

   

http://xixichelth.tumblr.com/post/98250050142/oh-goodness-i-forgot-how-fun-the-pretender-was

xixichelth:

Oh, goodness, I forgot how fun The Pretender was. Miss Parker was not a woman to mess with. Looks like they’ve even done a reboot with books! See here for more details.

Jarod: Your gun won’t work. I took the firing pin out last night.

Parker: I sleep with this under my pillow.

Jarod: And…

beerok23:

Sydney: Very good work Jarod. You’re making progress.
Young Jarod: Sydney? Who’s that? Who’s that boy?
Sydney: Another test subject. He’s working with another doctor.
Young Jarod: What’s his name? Can I talk to him?
Sydney: No.
Young Jarod: But I don’t have any friends.
Sydney: You won’t be seeing him again.
Young Jarod: Sydney, where are they taking him?

[1.18 - Unhappy Landings]

beerok23:

Parker: Please…
Broots: Okay.
Parker: These are missing children for the late ’60s. Names, birthdays, physical attributes, some photos. Nobody can see this. Do not scan these pictures and don’t transmit them over the Internet.
Broots: But…
Parker: If you find anything, find me.

[1.18 - Unhappy Landings]

Miss Parker begging Broots is a sight to the eye…

  • Jarod: Don’t worry. Nobody’s ever gonna find you. I have experience with this sort of thing.
  • Diggs: You’re the Marshal.
  • Jarod: Well, not really. Actually, today, I think I’ll be a chef.