Word Count: 1,183.
Warnings: Minor language.
Summary: The Sons of Ipswich make a bet to win a date with one of their classmates - using only pick up lines.
Note: This was originally posted on my fanfiction.net account.
tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
And it was Trenzalore, it was definitely Trenzalore?
#Eleven is never very open with his feelings #And there’s this drastic change after the Ponds leave #He hides his feelings away #In the vain hope that maybe #Just maybe #Everything will hurt a little less #Clara’s Doctor isn’t cold- he’s hidden #Running away from his emotions physically and mentally #But Trenzalore… #How often has he heard the name #Haunting him #Chasing him through time #He is completely and overwhelmingly terrified of the place #And hearing it again #With the name of his wife he has tried and failed to find closure with #And with the names of his friends who helped him through the endless days of depression #It’s just too much for one man #And the Doctor realizes #Running #It doesn’t make anything less painful (via wholet)
Straight from God himself.
This is how I have perceived that quote/verse/ thing since I was seven years old.
help, i can’t stop laughing
Stop whatever you are doing right now because this is the most AMAZING Sherlock fan video that has ever been made!
HOLY FRAK! HOLY FRAK! OH MY GOD!!!!! :O
For the first half of the video i was like this:
but then everything changed half-way, and by the end i was just like:
WATCH IT PEOPLE!!! It will BLOW YOUR MIND!
i cant even….
HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCK MOTHER OF MOTHERFUCKING GODTISS THIS IS AMAZING MIND BLOWN I CAN’T EVEN NJSFHBNKHBNSKJDGHBSKJJZKGNSDKLGS.
MY JAW IS TOUCHING THE FUCKING GROUND WHAT IS THIS
S C R E A M I N G
“Luckily though, most of us know when that little voice should and shouldn’t be listened to. Most of us.” Carrie Hope Fletcher (x)
In which Sam Winchester literally cutes himself out of being arrested.
does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me?
did you mean 2:30pm because you haven’t got out of bed yet
Carry On My Wayward Son (lullaby Version)
Why can I so easily picture this playing in the spn series finale as the camera takes one last look moving over the dead bodies of all our favorite characters, stopping on the rusting frame of the impala and then slowly fading to black?
No! Into the corner with you!
As the music starts, the camera shows the sightless eyes of Kevin Tran, lying on the floor, weak body from starvation and sleepless nights apparent. The camera moves to show his mother, Mrs. Tran, lying next to him. Both of them tried to shield the other in the chaos and blood. They lie dead together.
The next scene shows Garth, lying on the ground, Bobby’s cap lying beside him, stained with blood. He is loosely holding a rifle, which contained salt, in an attempt to fight them off. To win once and for all. The salt is scattered on the ground around him. His body remains there until decayed.
The camera comes up from the ground to reveal the blank face of Sam Winchester, the one Azazel chose, the one who threw himself into hell for the good of earth. He lies, jacket stained, separated from his brother and his friends. He never got the family or the happy ending he wanted. His hair is stained and chopped, uneven in places. The blood drips down the side of his face, mirroring Jess.
Finally, we see Dean and Cas, dead on the ground. The scorch mark of Castiel’s wings cover the ground and Dean’s face and body, shielded by an angel until the very end. A gold amulet on the ground next to him, fallen out of his ripped trench coat. Dean clutches a demon blade, covered in blood, but more of his own than of the enemy. His body lies close to Cas, destined to remain together since he was raised from hell. They are now burnt and broken shells of men and angels. But they knew their only purpose.
In the corner of the field, hidden away in a presumably good parking spot, is the Impala, where it has been for a while, and will continue to be there until the trees and plants grow around it, crushing the windows, demolishing the rust, moulding the leather seats. The army men will be consumed by the soil, and in many years time, decompose. This car will be like any other old car seen abandoned in a field or on a road. Its age will show when Dean is not present to take care of her. The heater will never rattle again.
People will find the bodies, perhaps, and catalogue them as John or Jane Does, unknown to the world, unknown to the great service they gave them. They all gave their lives. And in return we live ours for them.
The camera fades to black.
DON NOT PLAY THE SONG WHILE READING THAT. YOU’LL FUCKING REGRET IT FOR LIFE OH GOD
Are you fucking kidding me right now holy fuck my life just ruined i don’t even want to thinking about that shit why would you do something like that on my god it’s six am and i’m fucking crying my eyes out thank you for that you asshats.
WERE YOU NOT HUGGED ENOUGH AS A CHILD
DID I KILL YOUR FATHER
IS THAT WHY YOU’RE HURTING ME
what if i killed you
That’s it! Your GROUNDED from FEELS and FANFIC! NONE FOR YOU FOR 9 MONTHS
what the fuck are you trying to do? DO YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME?
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had a crush on him when i was little (don’t care he’s a cartoon-if you didn’t you’re lying)
why yes, i just did watch the entire season of Common Law andit upsets me greatly that they just got the one season. I would love to see where it would have went, but alas, it might never happen.
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